We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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I think she had Dementia
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she was too forgetful. She could hide her own Easter eggs0
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He had trouble remembering names.... I was Samantha one day, Felicia the next... Philip the other...
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She didn't like the pet names I would give her0
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He called me a Dog!
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She was alwsys on all fours...doggie
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Always wore the same two pair of pants0
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Always lied...I don't wear pants
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Told me I looked hideous in pants0
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Would then wear skirts and not shave her legs0
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I thought you liked hairy legs!0
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She'd never shave for me!0
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I shaved everything....she still wasnt happy0
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she wouldn't wax though0
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She liked to play kinky games with lit candles! 0
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she forgot it was my birthday0
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There she goes with the "today is my birthday" stuff again! I told you we only celebrate every five years so we wont get old too quickly!0
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she wouldn't let me have cake any other time!!!!0
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SHE WANTED TO HAVE HER CAKE.......AND EAT IT TOO!0
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She always so mean to me too! Then I found her hoarde of snacks and cakes in her secret closet!0
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man, she was always yelling............0
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I even saw her stealing candy from kids at the play ground ... So mean0
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How did you know about the playground, huh? Spying again, huh?0
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She was ordered by the courts to stay 300 yards from the playground! 0
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i secretly love it when she takes out restraining orders on other people0
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She secretly loved a bunch of other people... I wasn't cool with that0
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she kept hacking my computer and reading my emails0
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She was having an online love affair 0
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she always blows things wayyyy out of proportion0
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..but there were hundreds of affairs.....She couldn't be faithful 0
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