We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He had 10 children...too much too handle0
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She didn't want kids...i didn't know how to tell her i was pregnant0
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she was pregnant, and it wasn't mine!0
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...just had the baby and it looks just like you...
You liar
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she thought I had a monkey face!0
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said our little precious looked like a monkey 0
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was trying to make her little precious with someone all along, and called it 'our' little precious!0
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He thought I wanted kids0
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damn! all this while I thought I was shooting blanks!... Now I understand why she was so scared of (going to) the doctor!0
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Had crotch crickets
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she didn't like playing cricket!0
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He loved his crotch crickets...so much he wanted them to have crab playmates0
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When I said I wanted crab for dinner she took it completely out of context!0
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She made me lose interest in Sea Food!
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Her beautiful singing voice tortured the neighbors cat
They called the cops0 -
Note I kept the cat in my pocket0
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Most people say its a gun in their pocket, he calls it a cat! 0
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She thinks everyone has a "gun in their pocket" for her.0
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(how did he get a kitty in his pocket?)0
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She wishes she had a Gun to put in her pocket! 0
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she thinks she knows what everyone wants.....0
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She was jealous of my Psychic abilities!0
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she thought she was Psychic, but she was really Psycho 0
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Wanted me to go see a Shrink and get analyzed.0
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Other people thought he was crazy0
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He had issues that frankly...scared the bejesus outta me!0
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Kept bringing Jesus into everything..... even the bedroom0
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Didnt accept that Jesus was my True love and would always be with me!0
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Put others before me, I couldn't handle just being one in a rotation of many0
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No breaking up ..right !!0
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