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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    He tripled my insurance...then my food started to taste strange and i was constantly sick...

    Suspicious
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She died of cyanide poisoning! It wasn't me, I'm innocent, check out her previous boyfriend.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Was always involved in some type of suspicious activities
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    Was usually the mastermind behind all suspicious activities.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    She claimed innocence...but i know she was a co- conspirator
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    It hurt to see her defend her ex more than me... Better get back with your Dear heart!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    .I wanted Dear Heart and Pewter ...but she wouldn't share
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    .I wanted Dear Heart and Pewter ...but she wouldn't share
    <3<3<3
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    His heart belonged to someone else!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Said she wanted my heart - then she showed me a scalpel
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    Kept spelling potato with an 'e'
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Would use a red pen to correct my love letters.
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
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    like on the other board that isn't working..... Spnn is too pretty for me.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    He just wasnt pretty enough
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He was all about the looks, did a final inspection of me every morning after I got dressed. If he didn't like how I looked i had to start all over.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    She wouldn't take me shopping in fear that I'd buy the same things as her and we'd end up looking like twins
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Kept getting dressed and undressed all day long - never liked her look
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
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    Complained about me watching Spnn get undressed. So what, I like her boobs.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited May 2015
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    He was always watching my ex wife while she dressed each morning, (from the window with binoculars), then sent anonymous messages telling her to start over! :open_mouth:
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    She was so addicted to the breakup thread on mfp that she'd constantly think of reasons to break up with me too!

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