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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She kept standing in front of a mirror saying "Mirror, mirror, on the wall..."0
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Always wanted to feed me these perfect-looking apples....0
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He kept waking me up .....wouldn't let me sleep...ever0
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Slept like she was comatose0
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He tried to drug me....0
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Noticed everyone but me0
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He drove me to drink and drugs with his constant nagging0
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His horse was a nag. Anyone would drink0
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Go tired of him always out checking bars to see where is ex was0
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She wound up behind bars!0
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They didn't have conjugal visiting hours0
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Her hours of operation were during my sleep0
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she wanted to sleep instead of have sex - not acceptable!0
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She wanted to perform sleep studies on all the neighbors, what she meant was look through their windows as they slept.0
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She never washed our windows and kept the drapes pulled 24/70
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was a total exhibitionist - didn't want the windows covered, ever.0
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Wasn't supportive of my Art Exhibition!0
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Her art exhibition was her tattooed body. The whole world didn't need to see some of those tats....0
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exchanged favors with the tattoo artist to get new ink0
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Kept sniffing where she shouldn't have been sniffing....like my dirty undies, for instance0
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He left his dirty undies all over the house hoping my friends would sniff them0
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She had a nose for danger0
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She didn't like to live on the edge0
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Living on the edge to her was going to dinner outside of Early Bird Special hours.0
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Didnt appreciate that I could get us the Senior discounts!0
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Kept referring to me as her Sugar Boy0
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He was a gold digger0
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She was diggin other people!0
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She kept digging graves for the Mafia0
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He was in the Mafia!0
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