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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Blew to much wind
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Made too many bean dishes0
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Insisted on wearing his g-string shopping...only his g-string0
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Tried to play my g-string like a harp. The plucking hurt!0
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Got mad because I tried to manscape while he was sleeping0
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Woke up and she had a straight edge razor in her hand and mr happy in the other.0
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He was NEVER happy!
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Funny she told me I was too happy0
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All was merry & gay!
(not that there's anything wrong with that!)
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She wasn't around enough0
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Ha. They called him Maytag0
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He asked the neighbour to start him up and warm his engine0
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Burned my engine out0
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I had to do all the work!0
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Kept score0
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all she wanted to do was hug me0
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Celibate...and didn't like me..told me to rack off
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Her rack just didn't cut it!0
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Had wandering eyes0
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He told me to get out and walk0
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Walked all over me0
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Her boots were made for walking and she walked out0
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Caught Him filling the bottom of my boots with cement.
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She was cemented to the bed0
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She never washed her sheets 0
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Was too wild cat for me. Meow.0
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I wasn't good enough for her.
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He'd sneak out at night leaving the duck to keep me company0
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She didn't take good care of the duck!0
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