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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She was a kleptomaniac that couldn't lie!0
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Didn't believe a word I said ..
Haha chad..edited0 -
Kept fight me for the Just For men.0
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He wanted me to wear fringe and gypsy skirts.0
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He had no fortune0
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He didn't want me0
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He made me pay for everything0
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He got obsessed about planting pennies, convinced they would turn to money trees0
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She was not optimistic about the money trees...0
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She wouldn't live in the real world0
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His dreams included some pretty weird things...0
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made me write down my dreams and then release them in the river - got tired of the spiritual mumbo jumbo0
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She tried to drown me in the river0
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Was always crying me a river0
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She tried to send me up the river0
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He was always late0
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She was late and it wasn't mine0
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She refused a paternity test0
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she wanted to adopt 12 children - shivers!0
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She hated children, except in her minced meat pies0
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she had something against kids0
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Didn't have that special something0
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tried summoning demons to enhance our sex life0
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Had a demonic voice0
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her throat was always raw from extracurricular activities0
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don't even ask! i told her she needed to get a part time job but......not using her throat0
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She didn't like my singing gig at the local club0
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Her extracurricular activities never involved me.0
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always followed me around like a lost puppy0
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