We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

g44219

wanted to borrow my equipment for something

Kvm11628

Was always so vague.

g44219

she could never decide where she wanted to eat

Kvm11628

He was ALWAYS hungry. Our grocery bill was insane.

g44219

never let me eat at her house

Kvm11628

Not going with the obvious.

His house was more of a tent.

g44219

lol I thought you would steer clear

she didn't like camping

Kvm11628

I liked camping just fine. He was more of a glamper. Wuss.

g44219

called me names

Wonderwomanvik

I never knew his real name. Told me to call him something different every day.

Kvm11628

She kept giving me wrong numbers

g44219

she answered her "phone" saying "thanks for calling Walmart your one stop shopping center"

Kvm11628

Said he though he saw my pic on the People of Walmart web site!

g44219

made me go to Walmart and buy her female hygiene products

Kvm11628

Made me go buy his viagara

g44219

haha she got a little too good at comebacks

Wonderwomanvik

He never came back from buying milk

Kvm11628

She gave her milk away to every farmer

Wonderwomanvik

She didn't understand how sweet my milk was. Everyone deserves to taste it!

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angiep153

I don't even know how to respond to his stories of her diaper fetish

Wonderwomanvik

Couldn't shake the feeling that her ex was about to kill us

angiep153

She didn't like the near death experience

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Wonderwomanvik

He was obsessed with everything disgusting.

cmDaffy

He often died out in the middle of sex

VikMcAnik

Kept causing me heart failure...

slimgirljo15

Didn't believe me when I said it wasn't me

RunHardBeStrong

She always said it wasn't me but random guys kept showing up saying it was

Wonderwomanvik

She was always running around with random guys. She claimed they were family, but who has 40+ hot brothers?