We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Kvm11628

He didn't like all my theories of three

slimgirljo15

He was involved in some nasty sh1t..

g44219

she thought I was a freak

Kvm11628

Freaked out over the simplest things. It was just a towel on the floor!

Donzacuceron

She made fun of my rap attempts

Kvm11628

Thought Vanilla Ice was legit rap

Donzacuceron

How dare you. I'm not that white .

Kvm11628

Took offense too easily

g44219

he wasn't the real slim shady

Kvm11628

He would only contact me late at night. Way too shady.

g44219

there was not cuddling. She would just roll over and say you may leave now

Kvm11628

Didn't appreciate I needed my beauty sleep

slimgirljo15

Slept 24/7

Kvm11628

Didn't appreciate just how much I needed my beauty sleep.

g44219

she pretended to be asleep to avoid me

slimgirljo15

Bad breath..nuff said

Kvm11628

Her heavy breathing was more creepy than sexy

g44219

she slapped in her sleep. Yea apparently it's a real thing

slimgirljo15

Never washed

Kvm11628

Wanted to wash my mind out with soap

nitroalley

Wanted me to wear my hair like Billy Crystal

slimgirljo15

Soooo..Lol

nitroalley

Go to sleep! No wait for me.

47Jacqueline

nitroalley wrote: »

Wanted me to wear my hair like Billy Crystal

Didn't like Billy Crystal (ok, I'm shallow)

nitroalley

She was a country girl, I'm a city slicker

g44219

he thought he was slick but forgot to delete his search history

Kvm11628

His history was way too complicated.

g44219

evidently saying "bring me a beer" then slapping her on the butt isn't a wise thing to do

Kvm11628

He wasn't very quick on the uptake

slimgirljo15

She wanted a baby..I didnt have the right equipment