We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

slimgirljo15

nitroalley wrote: »

She was far to innocent and sweet. I couldn't corrupt her.

Lol..now you know that made me smile..
I took a tiger by the tail

nitroalley

Aussie kisses

slimgirljo15

Lol..we broke up because of aussie kisses ?
Nope you aren't getting away..

g44219

she was still seeing her ex. wouldn't let him go

slimgirljo15

He just didn't like me ..

g44219

when she said she wanted to go south....Aussie wasn't what I had in mind

slimgirljo15

Lol...when he said he was *big*;I didnt think he meant his gut

g44219

lol she giggled when I undressed. It was cold outside damn it!

slimgirljo15

Ughh that excuse got old...come on really..heat wave and still only 3.5"

g44219

hahaha we couldn't agree on anything and she always seemed to have a ruler laying around somewhere

slimgirljo15

Lol..always bitchin about the size of his sclong..like it was my fault or something

Did I even mention those little blue pills you need to take

Kvm11628

She was a drug pusher

g44219

she tried to make me go to rehab

Kvm11628

I was always saying no, no, no

g44219

lol her legs stayed closed

Kvm11628

His mind was closed. Too rigid.

Kvm11628

His spelling was atrocious.

tc1333

She was always correcting me.

Kvm11628

Liked to sniff correcting fluid.

(Ok that was lame, sorry)

tc1333

Kvm11628 wrote: »

Liked to sniff correcting fluid.

(Ok that was lame, sorry)

Lol

Kvm11628

Laughed at me not with me.

tc1333

She didn't understand my sense of humor

Kvm11628

He didn't understand me

Kvm11628

He enjoyed self help a little TOO much

Kvm11628

He was too self sufficient.

g44219

she was gone too much

Kvm11628

He hated my job

g44219

she was always going as I was coming

Kvm11628

Not going there....fighting the obvious.

He was always going on and on and on about himself. Ego!

WeekendWarriorTX

Never would state the obvious, made things too hard