We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Sniper_Chick

such an inconsiderate man always taking cheap shots at me

GDLAZ

She caught me cleaning her guns.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was jealous of my Guns!
(They were much bigger than his!)

g44219

I caught him cleaning his gun!

Sniper_Chick

couldn't handle my passions for guns

g44219

was always checking out other men's guns

Sniper_Chick

was afraid of a little competition

g44219

everything was a competition to her

Sniper_Chick

always had a fit when he lost

g44219

she got mad because I always finished first!

CherylNTexas

He didn't realize that "finishing first" isn't always the goal!

Sniper_Chick

was always so picky about what goal she wanted me to reach

Sniper_Chick

tied little spikes in his beard thought it was trendy

cmDaffy

wouldn't let me ride the goat enough

Sniper_Chick

refused to give me massages when I was stiff

Kvm11628

Wouldn't pour me a stiff drink

Sniper_Chick

drank to much

Aaisha92

Couldn't handle the party life style

RunHardBeStrong

By relaxing he meant never go anywhere ever

Wonderwomanvik

She always had to go go go

RunHardBeStrong

She was always go go going with the mail man

FabulousFantasticFifty

She picked up Going Postal from somewhere and Was contagious!

RunHardBeStrong

She was such a germophobe she wore a plastic suit everywhere and wouldn't let me close to her

FabulousFantasticFifty

She had Kooties!

Gioeyebrow

She always wanted to be close to me and didnt give me any me time

RunHardBeStrong

Didn't understand my love for her

FabulousFantasticFifty

She loved another

Gioeyebrow

She was way to jelous

slimgirljo15

He was far to innocent and sweet..I couldn't corrupt that..

nitroalley

She was far to innocent and sweet. I couldn't corrupt her.