We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

g44219

didn't believe the floor would help her posture

Kvm11628

Didn't care about my posture. Always wanted me stooped over...

WeekendWarriorTX

didn't understand my attempts at compliments

Kvm11628

We didn't complement each other very well.

qxana1969

complimenting the shape of my toes and not my new dress left me befuddled

RunHardBeStrong

His idea of a compliment was "Hey isn't that dress a little tight?"

your_pal_crusher

we did NOT break up, we're just taking a break.

Kvm11628

We were NOT on a break. He couldn't understand that.

qxana1969

she took her frustrations out on me by breaking things over my head

RunHardBeStrong

She would break dance everywhere went. Got old, I prefer to salsa

qxana1969

she had a salsa fetish.....it got hot if you know what I mean

g44219

her carpet and curtains didn't match

Kvm11628

He cared too much about small details.

WeekendWarriorTX

didn't care enough about my small details

Kvm11628

Everything with him was too small

Sniper_Chick

expectations were to big

WeekendWarriorTX

took jokes too far

Sniper_Chick

never learn how to appreciate a good prank

Kvm11628

Her pranks involved video evidence that ended up on-line. Too dangerous.

qxana1969

she was forever posting our private pictures on Facebook

g44219

she got a little upset when I entered her in a photo contest

Kvm11628

The photo contest was for Worst BEFORE shot

g44219

refused to let me take an after shot

Kvm11628

(OMG, holding back on a REALLY dirty one)

Took too many cheap shots at me. He was mean.

g44219

hahaha

she played too many mind games

Kvm11628

He refused to mind his manners.

qxana1969

she made me read Amy Vanderbilt's book on manners before every meal out

GDLAZ

She was confused when I set the table with paper plates and plasticware...

CherylNTexas

He used plates when I made soup...

WeekendWarriorTX

keep making soup instead of good Texas cuisine