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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Took meeting people way too far.0
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wouldn't let me win at arm wrestling0
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did nothing but watch re-runs of 80's wrestling matches and strut around the house like Ric Flair - quite obnoxious0
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WOOOOOOO!!!
didn't like me constantly singing Bryan Adam's "Summer of 69" around her.0 -
WeekendWarriorTX wrote: »WOOOOOOO!!!
didn't like me constantly singing Bryan Adam's "Summer of 69" around her.
that would be WAYYYY TRUE!!!
he shattered mirrors with his singing0 -
I couldn't afford the mirror replacement0
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when I asked to be restrained for fun he decided barbed wire was the best option - always taking it to extremes0
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She wasn't extreme enough.. Sex while sky diving is totally safe! I swear!0
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I preferred choking0
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I thought we were just on a break?0
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he broke my heart when he left with the Avon sales woman0
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needed a more career minded person0
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Her heart was still broken and she couldn't recover0
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broke my smotherbox0
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I woke up one night to him smothering me with a pillow!0
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I often caught her making out with her pillow but she wouldn't make out with me0
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she wouldn't smother me with her pillows!0
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He was always dreaming of Dirty Pillows!0
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Always made me sleep on the wet spot...0
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pushed me out of bed to sleep with the dogs0
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She was always cheating on me and man... what a bunch of dogs!
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She didn't like dogs.0
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She was always licking my face!0
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she had a toe licking fetish - gross0
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Wouldn't let me lick her toes...0
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Eeeeew!!!!!
Thats all!0 -
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always wanted to gross out my friends - the pranks got old0
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She didn't like pranks, like the time I cut holes in all her underwear...0
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