We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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too cheap to buy crotchless panties, ruined mine by cutting holes in them0
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She always wore those undies with a mini skirt!
and she worked as a roofer!
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She ran off with the whole construction crew0
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Hated when my crew and I would leave town to volunteer Habitat for Humanity!
Snob!!!0 -
She said I was the problem with humanity0
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her self esteem was terribly low, couldn't take a compliment0
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Couldn't admit she had a problem...0
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he was my only problem - a bit hard to admit0
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She had a problem of going back with her Ex every other day!0
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Every other day was not enough0
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had daddy issues...0
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Lol wasn't into family sports
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she had way too much facial hair
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He was all over town0
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Wouldn't vote for me when I was running for Mayor!0
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Too crabby. (ha!)0
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I saw her flirting with Fabulous Fantastic Fifty!0
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He was chasing all the ladies but me0
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She was all about the chase, never any action0
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I always had to chase her to get some action.0
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I didn't know we broke up. Thought him and I were an item.0
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He was in love with the Actor who jilted him!0
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She refused to let me wear her lipstick0
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Borrowed all my makeup and didn't return it0
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She wanted me to wear makeup0
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He never let me kiss him because of my lipstick0
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I noticed the neighbour wearing her lipstick on his collar0
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I noticed the neighbor wearing her panties.0
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Caught him putting my panties on his duck! 0
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^^^ roflmao..that really cracked me up..
Caught her petting Michaels duck0
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