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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • jimmckenna68
    jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member
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    Wasn't so much little, as incapable of filling a cavernous entity
  • srv524
    srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member
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    Wasn't so much little, as incapable of filling a cavernous entity

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  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    He preferred little smokies, while I was all about the foot long.
  • jimmckenna68
    jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member
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    Little richard was his best friend.

    Was jealous that I am more protective of little Richard than I am of her
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
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    Her foot didn't fit
  • srv524
    srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member
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    My German bratwurst was too much meat for her
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
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    He had a strange imagination... And a fixation with bratwurst.
  • jimmckenna68
    jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member
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    My prime Scotch Beef only reinforced his bratwurst sense of inadequacy
  • srv524
    srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member
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    His "scotch beef" was too wrinkly
  • jimmckenna68
    jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member
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    Her foot did fit, but she insisted on wearing very woolly socks!!
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
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    Didn't like my woolly socks..
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    She needed to shave.
  • srv524
    srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member
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    She didn't own a razor
  • bbeaukay
    bbeaukay Posts: 15 Member
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    Because my woolly socks made him think of his little woolly willy..cant get it wet or it shrinks. :p
  • jimmckenna68
    jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member
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    Didn't like my woolly socks..

    The socks were fine, I Didn't like where you put your socks!
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
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    He turned me on to rare sock hiding places... Then hated that I loved it.
  • jimmckenna68
    jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member
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    kimvmajor wrote: »
    She needed to shave.

    You didn't understand that if I shaved I would lose the Velcro effect which gonzalesvikki's socks have me!!
  • jimmckenna68
    jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member
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    He turned me on to rare sock hiding places... Then hated that I loved it.

    You never left me any clean socks!!
  • MaxPower6868
    MaxPower6868 Posts: 220 Member
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    Always had to wear socks cuz never trimmed the toenails. Could take a trout out of a brook with those feet!
  • jimmckenna68
    jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member
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    bbeaukay wrote: »
    Because my woolly socks made him think of his little woolly willy..cant get it wet or it shrinks. :p

    LOL, if it's too hot and wet yes, it goes in and comes out quickly and not the size it was when it went in!