We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

FabulousFantasticFifty

Demanded me to prove that I just didn't have a beer belly!

g44219

she refused a paternity test

slimgirljo15

He realised he liked dudes better

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dpwellman

Emphasis on "dudes", plural, which I cannot abide.

FabulousFantasticFifty

We were both finally in agreement and went on our ways!

slimgirljo15

She...she..oh god I can't talk about it

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g44219

she never spoke at all!

FabulousFantasticFifty

He gagged me

slimgirljo15

Always had something in her mouth

Sniper_Chick

blind folded me and stuck odd things in my mouth

FabulousFantasticFifty

I had to force feed her my cooking

Sniper_Chick

if it is still moving it wasn't cooked and she didn't understand that

FabulousFantasticFifty

Didn't like her meat rare!

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Kvm11628

Wouldn't meet me in the middle. Always had to be her way.

Sniper_Chick

Had control issues

Kvm11628

Lost bladder control. Spent all my benjamins on Depends.

Sniper_Chick

caught her wearing the depends as hats and sticking feathers in them in public

Kvm11628

She didn't like my fashion sense.

Sniper_Chick

had no color coordination

g44219

she wore pink lipstick with green shoes.... really?

Sniper_Chick

he dressed at a leprechaun....all the time

g44219

discovered she was after me lucky charms

Kvm11628

he told me I was magically delicious. a bit creepy.

Sniper_Chick

ate all the marshmallows in the lucky charms...soo greedy

g44219

lol she wouldn't drive to the end of the rainbow with me to find the pot of gold

Kvm11628

Didn't like me smoking pot.

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