We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

slimgirljo15

Too loose..

nitroalley

IBID

slimgirljo15

No idea what that means ...we weren't right for each other

nitroalley

I never got the picture

slimgirljo15

Got every neighbour in a 1 mile radius pregnant..

nitroalley

Had the men from the whole town chained in her basement

slimgirljo15

Lol..jealous cause he wasn't one of them...

Grimlock_69

She wouldn't stop hanging out in bars.

slimgirljo15

He drove me to drink..

strozman

Because you said we could see other people, but wanted me to just read your mind and not do that

slimgirljo15

Hahha..was stupid he ****ed up.... ..sorry Benny ..

strozman

Haha thought that would make you laugh

slimgirljo15

Lol..it did..I actually laughed out loud..
He just never understood women...
Oh ..I forgot ..he was a man ho too

47Jacqueline

She was always confused

g44219

her ex was crazy

slimgirljo15

Was a Russian spy..got deported..

nitroalley

Was put on an island for criminals

slimgirljo15

We were from different sides of the track

nitroalley

Was too uppity and stuff

Kvm11628

Thought I was a snob

nitroalley

Ran over me like I was a treadmill

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nitroalley

She grew tired of me

Kvm11628

Was a Tea Party member. Always wore a Don't Tread on Me t-shirt.

nitroalley

She went left when I went right and we just missed each other.

Kvm11628

Would never ask for directions so we always got lost

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Kvm11628

Obsessed with a random string of numbers

slimgirljo15

I found the neighbours husband in our closet

Kvm11628

Didn't like my choice of handymen.