We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She didn't like how my mind worked ..0
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She played mind games!0
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She didn't play any games0
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She wouldn't play strip poker0
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Only interested in games0
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Sooo serious....I wasnt allowed to smile even0
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Laughed at the wrong time.0
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Never gave me anything to laugh at ..0
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Didn't want my funny bone0
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Got me there ...0
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Couldn't get her anywhere0
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We just weren't compatible...0
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She wanted to compare me to everyone0
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Her heart belonged to another0
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the only way to her heart was through my wallet0
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His wallet wasn't big enough0
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lol she discovered I wasn't rich0
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He'd be richer if he ditched his 4 other wives ..
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she didn't want a polygamist lifestyle0
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He wouldnt be part of my polygamist lifestyle..refused to live in the harem with the other husbands 0
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she had too many roosters in the hen house0
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Did this weird...*kitten* a doodle doo cry every morning..0
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she'd never been with a screamer0
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The neighbours complained..screamed for hours each night
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she ignored the safe word. Neighbors came over to tell her, "he's using the safe word damn it!"
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The safe word was not "more" ..called the neighbours over..hoping they would join in ..0
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Had a Golden Girls marathon daily0
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Missionary was the only position she knew
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Called me Dorothy. I was more of a Rose.0
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Kept stealing my shoes0
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