We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

slimgirljo15

She didn't like how my mind worked ..

FabulousFantasticFifty

She played mind games!

slimgirljo15

She didn't play any games

nitroalley

She wouldn't play strip poker

47Jacqueline

Only interested in games

slimgirljo15

Sooo serious....I wasnt allowed to smile even

nitroalley

Laughed at the wrong time.

slimgirljo15

Never gave me anything to laugh at ..

nitroalley

Didn't want my funny bone

slimgirljo15

Got me there ...

nitroalley

Couldn't get her anywhere

slimgirljo15

We just weren't compatible...

J383

She wanted to compare me to everyone

slimgirljo15

Her heart belonged to another

g44219

the only way to her heart was through my wallet

slimgirljo15

His wallet wasn't big enough

g44219

lol she discovered I wasn't rich

slimgirljo15

He'd be richer if he ditched his 4 other wives ..

g44219

she didn't want a polygamist lifestyle

slimgirljo15

He wouldnt be part of my polygamist lifestyle..refused to live in the harem with the other husbands

g44219

she had too many roosters in the hen house

slimgirljo15

Did this weird...*kitten* a doodle doo cry every morning..

g44219

she'd never been with a screamer

slimgirljo15

The neighbours complained..screamed for hours each night

g44219

she ignored the safe word. Neighbors came over to tell her, "he's using the safe word damn it!"

slimgirljo15

The safe word was not "more" ..called the neighbours over..hoping they would join in ..

J383

Had a Golden Girls marathon daily

slimgirljo15

Missionary was the only position she knew

Kvm11628

Called me Dorothy. I was more of a Rose.

J383

Kept stealing my shoes