We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Kvm11628

She ran Ponzi schemes. Madoff had nothing on her.

g44219

she had mob connections told me if I wasn't careful I'd be sleeping with the fishes

cmDaffy

Wouldn't wear the cement shoes I bought for him!

Kvm11628

Going to the mattresses didn't mean what I thought it would.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always talking about going to bed with others!

ladymuaythai

Whipped me too hard

Hiker_Rob

Said i dint whip her hard enough

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was violent ;p

g44219

she was a little too kinky for me

nitroalley

He pulled too hard on my slinky

Kvm11628

Everything was a game to him

nitroalley

She always had to "come" out on top

g44219

walked in on her playing twister.....naked

magicpickles

He kept farting in bed

Sniper_Chick

thoguht naked twister was a type of dance move

g44219

went out with her girlfriends, ended up dancing on the bar and their were pictures!

Sniper_Chick

kept wanting to tkae nude pics of himself and send them to my friends

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g44219

there was some freaky stuff in her internet search history

Sniper_Chick

surfing the net and I found porn pictures of him

yusaku02

She kept sniping my doritos

Sniper_Chick

took my beer so I had no choice to snipe the doretos

g44219

she wouldn't stop drinking all the beer in the house

Kvm11628

Never bought me bourbon

Sniper_Chick

got upset with me for cooking with the bourbon

g44219

used my 15 year old bourbon to cook with

Kvm11628

Told me I was as mature as a 15-year-old

yusaku02

She kept interrupting me

Kvm11628

Couldn't wait patiently

g44219

kept saying "would you stop touching me! You bug me!"