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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    started calling me fatback
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Cooked everything in fatback....even his sweet tea.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    started craving pickles and ice cream and I knew it wasn't mine
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Left me pregnant and alone
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    She just up and left one day.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she used the it's not you it's me line on me
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    He started to bleed my bank account dry. I had to draw the line somewhere.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    it was "not the right time of month" all freaking month long!
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Lol.

    No time was the right time for him. I was getting lonely.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    everything had to be planned
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    He didn't appreciate the surprises I had planned for him
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    I discovered she planned to have me killed
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    His breath killed the mood (I kid, I kid)
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    hahaha I caught her using my toothbrush to clean the toilet
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Someone had to clean it....

    His toilet humor got too immature
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
    she could never clean up her act
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Everything was an act with him
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
    She was too much into role play...
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    She was not into role play
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    during role play she actually typed out a script for me to read and freaked out if I broke character
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Lol

    His character came into question when the cops showed up at the door
  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
    She made me return a book I borrowed from her before I finished reading it
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Booked a vacation without me
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she would follow me to work to make sure I didn't stop to talk to anyone
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    While I was stalking him I found out he made daily stops at a nudey bar.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she was too modest. I had to go to the nudey bar to see what a woman looked like naked
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Spent the grocery money at the Nudey bars!
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    She lowered my bar for decency
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she hung out at the bar too much
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
    he wanted to ALWAYS tie me to various kinds of bars...

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