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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She had no sense for Adventure!0
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The only literature she read were Choose Your Own Adventure books.0
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every book I tried to read she would be like "oh I read that! have you read the part about...." and totally ruin the ending0
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LOL
He always thought the movie was better than the book0 -
She bought me a book on how to be more interesting. Really insisted I read it.0
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He wouldn't quit playing dress-up in all my clothes!0
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Had the strangest doll collection0
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I put a nanny cam in the bedroom and saw some pretty disturbing stuff happening while I worked0
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Wanted to use that cam a little too much, if you know what I'm sayin'....0
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Lol she was a prude!0
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He misjudged me0
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she liked to dress up like Judge Judy and sentence me to.... it got a little weird0
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Didn't like my punishments. I thought they were fun. Oh well, different strokes...0
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she gave me the "it's not you, it's me" line!0
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Constantly quoting Seinfeld. Got old.0
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She dumped me for getting one grey hair!
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Thought Fifty Shades of Gray was high brow literature0
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Never let me come to the beach with her0
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Always needed to be invited. Could never take initiative0
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Was always going to the Beach with that Naughty Librarian! ;p0
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Always wanted to go to the library with me...I swear I am only checking out books0
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Stamped his due date stamp on everyone but me0
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She said she was due for a change!
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She changed her mind all the time. Too wishy washy.0
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Hated when I'd wish out loud for a better Washer/Dryer set!0
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Complained I didn't have washboard abs0
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She kept worrying about her abs.0
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Heard that abs are made in the kitchen so she would sculpt them out of cheese0
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she said my belly reminded her of
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Her favorite appetizer? Jello shots.0
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