We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Kvm11628

Wanted to be a Golden Girl

slinkybinkydog

Couldn't take this!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Wouldn't take me back

slinkybinkydog

Couldn't understand my two sides

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found out her real name was Sybil

Kvm11628

She had multiple personalities

FabulousFantasticFifty

She brought out the worst in me

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FabulousFantasticFifty

Didn't like polkadots

Kvm11628

Not on her actual body....bad tats

FabulousFantasticFifty

Referred to me as the biker chick to her family

Kvm11628

Didn't like Sons of Anarchy

slinkybinkydog

Didn't like The Scorpions

FabulousFantasticFifty

Had a crazy fetish of sleeping with scorpions under the sheets

slinkybinkydog

She thought I liked sleeping with scorpions when I meant the band

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found out she slept with every single bandmember

slinkybinkydog

Lol didn't realize they were to old for me. I like young

FabulousFantasticFifty

I was too old for her

slinkybinkydog

I wasn't hot enough

FabulousFantasticFifty

Whenever she slept over I'd have to plug in the heating blankets so I wouldn't freeze to death!

slinkybinkydog

I'm always cold

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always so mean to me

g44219

her moods swings were pure hell! I was constantly on pins and needles

slinkybinkydog

He didn't like pins and needles

g44219

I discovered the voodoo doll she made to look like me

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Didn't realize acupuncture was an evil pagan practice!

slinkybinkydog

I was to quite and shy

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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Every time her arm fell asleep I was "stickin needles in her"

g44219

she thought it was funny to pop a balloon by my ear while I was sleeping