We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Kvm11628

Sticks his needle in too many "balloons"

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Didn't like being safe.

slinkybinkydog

Doesn't like my crazy ways

Kvm11628

Kept forgetting the safe word

g44219

she said she was kidding there was no safe word!

Kvm11628

He was a scaredy cat

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slinkybinkydog

Couldn't take that hotness

g44219

she would jump out from around corners and scare me all the time.

Kvm11628

Jumped on everyone but me

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Never wanted to engage in anything.

g44219

I found out he was engaged

Kvm11628

He would run around huge horse yelling Engage! Like captain Picard.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She had a thing for older men with accents. I couldn't compete.

Kvm11628

Gave up too easily

g44219

he said he was the captain! I wanted to be the captain!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Tried to mutiny.

Kvm11628

I wanted him to be Number One but he wanted to be Captain.

g44219

she drank all the Captain Morgan in the house and danced naked in the front yard where the neighbors could see

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Was too afraid of what everyone else thought.

g44219

he would embarrass me in public

Kvm11628

Never took me out in public. I think he was creeping

slinkybinkydog

Couldn't handle my many sides

Jess89000

She was moody

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yusaku02

she wanted me to call her mommy

Arathels

He wanted me to call him daddy

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wanted me to be her Sugar Momma!

slinkybinkydog

She couldn't handle me

_smartbroker

Bugdude couldn't handle the heavy foreplay.

Edit: whoa forgot to skip to last page. anyway... my post stands.