We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

slimgirljo15

Blamed me for the gum ...but it was actually her dental adhesive

FabulousFantasticFifty

Hahahahahahaha!

Sold my Dentures to buy Adult Diapers!

jgkoutr

Refused to buy me diapers

slimgirljo15

I was tired of cleaning up her poop

FabulousFantasticFifty

she wouldnt use the Pooper scooper that I bought her!

slimgirljo15

Picked poop up with her bare hands ..just couldn't let her touch me ..ewww

jgkoutr

She never got over that one time

DSwales11

She never got over her ex

slinkybinkydog

I couldn't get over her love for cheese

slimgirljo15

She hated cheese ..

slinkybinkydog

The cheese was old and smelly

jgkoutr

Luved cheese more than I luved her

slinkybinkydog

It was a jealousy thing over the cheese

jgkoutr

I wanted real cheese she brought me laughing cow

slinkybinkydog

I brought it to you because I thought you'd think the cow was cute

jgkoutr

Haha u know my aversion to cows...never listens to me

DSwales11

I never listened

slinkybinkydog

He dint listen to what I liked

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jgkoutr

He never smiled

slinkybinkydog

Didn't understand the fetish

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jgkoutr

Haha true ..had to leave ya cause u didn't like my smile

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slinkybinkydog

Not my fault it was that comb over

jgkoutr

Never wanted me to comb my hair

slinkybinkydog

Her hair was an awful mess

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slinkybinkydog

It's a good obsession you did want to admit it

slimgirljo15

She had a fetish..involving potatoes