We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
Options
Replies
-
The hat was always off limits ...he kept a hamster inside0
-
She always came home smelling like a Rodent0
-
She never let me keep rodents in the house0
-
Her worst swear wad "Rats!" She didn't like that I swore like a sailor.0
-
Put a rat in my bed0
-
This content has been removed.
-
Ha she was a sailor0
-
I'm slow0
-
She'd bite!
0 -
She didn't like my love nips0
-
I got fired after showing up to my Sunday School Teaching job covered with Hickeys!0
-
She couldn't keep a job0
-
She didn't like my job scooping poop0
-
She was always too popped to roll around0
-
She treated me like a dog!0
-
She wanted me to scratch her stomach.. all the time!0
-
Always begging. Too needy0
-
She didnt like foreplay!
0 -
Before each play she rubbed my head0
-
She rubbed too many little heads0
-
Her head was only thing I liked bout her0
-
-
This content has been removed.
-
Her feet were hobbitish0
-
This content has been removed.
-
She was earthy. Didn't believe in deodorant or shaving.0
-
This content has been removed.
-
This content has been removed.
-
Never wore the Earth Shoes I bought her for her Birthday!0
-
She got my bday wrong0
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 396.3K Introduce Yourself
- 44K Getting Started
- 260.5K Health and Weight Loss
- 176.1K Food and Nutrition
- 47.5K Recipes
- 232.8K Fitness and Exercise
- 442 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.6K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153.1K Motivation and Support
- 8.3K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.4K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 4K MyFitnessPal Information
- 16 News and Announcements
- 18 MyFitnessPal Academy
- 1.2K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.7K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions