We are pleased to announce that on March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor will be introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the upcoming changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!
We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
Replies
-
The hat was always off limits ...he kept a hamster inside0
-
She always came home smelling like a Rodent0
-
She never let me keep rodents in the house0
-
Her worst swear wad "Rats!" She didn't like that I swore like a sailor.0
-
Put a rat in my bed0
-
This content has been removed.
-
Ha she was a sailor0
-
I'm slow0
-
She'd bite!
0 -
She didn't like my love nips0
-
I got fired after showing up to my Sunday School Teaching job covered with Hickeys!0
-
She couldn't keep a job0
-
She didn't like my job scooping poop0
-
She was always too popped to roll around0
-
She treated me like a dog!0
-
She wanted me to scratch her stomach.. all the time!0
-
Always begging. Too needy0
-
She didnt like foreplay!
0 -
Before each play she rubbed my head0
-
She rubbed too many little heads0
-
Her head was only thing I liked bout her0
-
-
This content has been removed.
-
Her feet were hobbitish0
-
This content has been removed.
-
She was earthy. Didn't believe in deodorant or shaving.0
-
This content has been removed.
-
This content has been removed.
-
Never wore the Earth Shoes I bought her for her Birthday!0
-
She got my bday wrong0
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 394.3K Introduce Yourself
- 43.9K Getting Started
- 260.4K Health and Weight Loss
- 176.1K Food and Nutrition
- 47.5K Recipes
- 232.7K Fitness and Exercise
- 440 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.6K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153.1K Motivation and Support
- 8.1K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.4K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 4K MyFitnessPal Information
- 16 News and Announcements
- 1.2K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.7K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions