We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

FabulousFantasticFifty

She claimed that she had three Birthdays a year!

jgkoutr

I do
..never accepted my life history

jlyndach

He started drinking more, growing Marijuana & became mean to my dogs

FabulousFantasticFifty

Her Life's history was plastered all over the internet

jgkoutr

She constantly googled me

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She was afraid of technology

Arathels

He claimed I was to short!

jgkoutr

She never would get stuff off high shelf

FabulousFantasticFifty

She bought me stilts for my Birthday

jgkoutr

Again never remembered my body!!!

slinkybinkydog

Her body was never there

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She was always searching for bodies.

Arathels

He hated my body!!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She was delusional.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She had a better body!
I was too jealous!

jgkoutr

Always asking me to play a dead body in her basement ..
Creepy foreplay

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Was a bit too warm for my liking

jgkoutr

He like everything heated to exactly 67 degrees

FabulousFantasticFifty

He called me Precious and tried to starve me to death!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She didn't like when she woke up and I was petting her hair saying "my preciousssssss"

jgkoutr

He wasnt petting me

bekim123

There wasn't any fur to pet.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I found out why he wanted a farm

jenmar222

Because he sent me weird mixed signals

jgkoutr

Red light green light was not a fun game to her

Arathels

She wasn't really interested in me... she only wanted my leather outfit and my bike.

VikMcAnik

I must have been insane...

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I found her hidden bike compartment filled with quaaludes. She was holding out on me!

bekim123

She didn't like my game "how far down can you make a lipstick ring?"

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

He was very forward