We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He locked me in there so he could run off with some juicy kisser!
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She destroyed my bathroom. There was nasty messages smeared all over the walls0
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He tried to kill me ..0
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He freaked out and thought that there had been a murder in there!
Was only lipstick Geesh!
and you call yourself Mr Stabbems!0 -
He said he had amnesia after he tried to stick me with my own butcher knife that had been strangely missing for a month.0
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Aww come on ..that polka dot shirt was hideous0
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she ruined my polka dot shirt!0
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He was more worried about his hideous polka dot shirt than my feelings0
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Once I was napping & She played connect the dots on my freckles with a permanent marker0
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her freckles made really neat pictures but she wasn't very pleased about them.0
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I found dirty pictures hidden under our mattress. They weren't of me.0
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Snooped everywhere ..0
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she never snooped! I kept leaving clues that I was cheating everywhere! finally just sent her a text0
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Ha he wouldn't let me stay the night ...I never got that text
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She was Stealing College Text books and selling them on Craigslist!0
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She had better chesticles than me
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she didn't have any confidence in her chesticles0
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He didn't have any confidence in me.. thought I was playing him0
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She promised shed play w me...she never would0
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She preferred to play on her own
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She invited the whole neighborhood over to play.... while I was at work.0
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She worked it at work.0
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She was jealous of my boss. She didn't believe we really had that many meetings.0
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She made me open up a Brothel so we could pay bills!0
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Wouldn't pull her weight0
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She called me heavy
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Got fed up of me keep lifting her up0
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Kept lifting my skirt up in public. Awkward!0
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Instead of lifting me up, he was always bringing me down!
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Wouldn't go....0
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