We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

oberon0124

She bought curry again!!!!

Lovely0770

he was always going fishing without me

oberon0124

She always wanted to go fishing where she wanted to!

Bonny132

She went fishing, but her "catch" was always fish from the supermarket...

slimgirljo15

She didn't really go fishing ..I found receipts for motel rooms

SnappyDresser

She was afraid of nightcrawlers so she stayed in motels to avoid putting the worm on her fish hook

jgkoutr

She hooked many suitors during these motel stays

BeefyUk

Kept cheating on me

J383

Wouldn't snuggle enough

jgkoutr

Sore loser. .he could never beat me at one on one basketball game

BeefyUk

She was always playing games

jgkoutr

He refused to wear a shirt in public

BeefyUk

She was always ripping my clothes off

jgkoutr

He wouldn't let me pet his bicep and nickname it "my precious"

Mr_Stabbems

she named too many body parts

jgkoutr

He thought me stroking his ear and calling him side guy was weird

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always stroking men

jgkoutr

She wouldn't let me stroke and nuzzle her pretty hair

FabulousFantasticFifty

She tried to put a muzzle on me

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She shot the sheriff AND the deputy

jgkoutr

"Sometimes it never quite enough...I wasn't flawless"

Kvm11628

Expected perfection and I fell way short

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Everything had to be perfect when guests came over.

Kvm11628

Was always visiting "guests"

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Tried to make me alienate my friends!

Kvm11628

Told me my face looked like Alien

slinkybinkydog

Didn't like me liking men

Kvm11628

Misread me

jgkoutr

Always reading lord of rings series ...never paid attention to my hobbit feet

Mr_Stabbems

She was just too pretty to be tied down in a relationship. Some birds aren't meant to be caged.