We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

jgkoutr

She was never up for a challenge

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Was mad she never got to finish first.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She didn't care about me like I did.

g44219

she was having sex every evening at 6pm whether I was home or not

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nitroalley

She was having sex with six different guys. None of them me.

slimgirljo15

So was he ^^

nitroalley

Asked her for a date. She told me to meet her at the golden apple!

slimgirljo15

I thought he was a gigolo..easy mistake ..

kendall916

She hid dead bodies in her closet

slimgirljo15

Called the cops on me..I had no idea how those bodies got there

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slimgirljo15

Was celebate

MRbigGUYXXL

i found the dil-do collection

jgkoutr

We didn't break up...we r still together...together..we r!

MRbigGUYXXL

was convinced we were going out # stalker

Arathels

We were never really together.. he was a crazy stalker!

nitroalley

She did like her fan club following her around singing to her.

MRbigGUYXXL

she wanted me to get a air sole can and freeze my nipple and flip it off

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slimgirljo15

She was too easily scared..sook

MRbigGUYXXL

she wanted to go weird things with her eye hole O.O

jgkoutr

I was in luv w his eye hole would never let me lick them

nitroalley

She had weird fetishes

MRbigGUYXXL

had $ex with his mom

slimgirljo15

He had sex with everyones mum ..

jgkoutr

I wanted her mum and her muffins

MRbigGUYXXL

my di-ck just would not fit in oh lord how i tried

slimgirljo15

Was too small.... ..

hkopella

I thought he was out doing his EMS thing but he resuscitated people by trying to fit it in.... Oh lord he tried though