We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She never cooked. Only served McDonalds.0
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She wanted quarter pounder's and nuggets but all I had to offer was Apple pie!
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LOL!
Her apple pie was sour.0 -
Eeewww she only liked McDonald's0
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Her apron game was not on fleek.0
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He had no apron ..or clothes0
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He never cut the apron strings. His mom was everywhere.0
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I found out that she hired a hitman to get rid of my Mommy!
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She was finally granted access to my Great Grandmother's pie crust recipe and she had to go and use margarine. Disgraceful.
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He called margarine oleo. He was older than dirt.0
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She couldn't sweeten lemonade just right.0
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His breath was sour0
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Kept eating all my sour patch kids and not buying more0
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I didn't have feathers and quack..well ..only in those special times ..he wanted feathers and quacking all the time.0
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She wasn't all she was quacked up to be.
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Lol..caught him eating duck
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She had strange diet restrictions.0
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He restricted me to fish diet...said something about it being good for my feathers?0
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She refused to let me sleep in her shirts0
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He liked to wear women's clothes0
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Made me wear men's clothes0
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She can't take complements0
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I asked her to stop teasing me about that.0
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She couldn"t grab the handle0
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She never uses the handle.0
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I couldn't find the handle
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She wasn't very good blindfolded0
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Not submissive enough.0
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Not dominate enough0
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