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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • jgkoutr
    jgkoutr Posts: 8,105 Member
    He thought eating bananas proved I loved him...
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    She said she loved me after the second date. She wanted to say it first date though. Slow down speed racer
  • jgkoutr
    jgkoutr Posts: 8,105 Member
    He didn't realize we'd been dating for 2 yrs WTF
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    She counted the years she stalked me as time we were dating. She was special, short bus special
  • jgkoutr
    jgkoutr Posts: 8,105 Member
    He drove that bus...I stared ...and stole lock of his hair..he made me give the hair back :(
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    There was no room for me and her glasses in the relationship. They took up an entire side of the bed
  • jgkoutr
    jgkoutr Posts: 8,105 Member
    He pushed us outta bed ...had some weird kicking leg syndrome
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    I was jealous of her glasses .... she looked so damn cute in them
  • jgkoutr
    jgkoutr Posts: 8,105 Member
    He grabbed my glasses and used them to play his bell
  • ddoud71
    ddoud71 Posts: 2,741 Member
    Wait, we broke up?
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    He didn't know the game was over, get over it
  • jgkoutr
    jgkoutr Posts: 8,105 Member
    He always yelled GET over it ...when we shopped for groceries. ..and only at the bananas
  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,843 Member
    She always spent a lot of time in the banana section.
  • jgkoutr
    jgkoutr Posts: 8,105 Member
    He told our neighbors that I had a banana fetish
  • verifiedvalerie
    verifiedvalerie Posts: 880 Member
    He wouldn't touch the butt.
    (Yes, I just referenced Finding Nemo.)
  • ddoud71
    ddoud71 Posts: 2,741 Member
    She always watching Fnding Nemo
  • crohnsfighter
    crohnsfighter Posts: 689 Member
    I couldn't find Nemo
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    He preferred Dory
  • jgkoutr
    jgkoutr Posts: 8,105 Member
    He always took selfies of his arm and sent it out to my friends
  • verifiedvalerie
    verifiedvalerie Posts: 880 Member
    She always wanted to be the little spoon.
    I NEEDED LOVE TOO.
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    Every time i took her for dinner , she handed her food back to the chef and demanded a free meal
  • verifiedvalerie
    verifiedvalerie Posts: 880 Member
    Never wanted to pay for dinner.
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    I really left my wallet at home one time and she refused to pay . We were kicked out of the restaurant and told never come back .
  • verifiedvalerie
    verifiedvalerie Posts: 880 Member
    He made me walk home 11 miles in the rain after I got us free dinner because I was upset he "left his wallet at home"...
  • jgkoutr
    jgkoutr Posts: 8,105 Member
    Her weird human hair scarf collection scared me
  • verifiedvalerie
    verifiedvalerie Posts: 880 Member
    My sense of humor wasn't enough to be the glue to hold our relationship together.
    She was on to me.
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    I did not have a minutes peace with her , drama , drama drama
  • CatherineLaurel
    CatherineLaurel Posts: 197 Member
    He cheated
  • verifiedvalerie
    verifiedvalerie Posts: 880 Member
    I didn't like her boots with the fur.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she would flash the neighbors

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