We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

FabulousFantasticFifty

He didn't think car chases were exciting!

tmi_gang

She totaled my car.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Their K Car broke down

g44219

she drove like she was playing grand theft auto!

RunHardBeStrong

He was a chicken. Close your eyes and hold on!

g44219

she took the oh *kitten* handles off of my side of the car

RunHardBeStrong

He couldn't get use to my sense of adventure.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Her idea of adventure was robbing banks and running from the law!

g44219

She didn't want to be initiated into my gang

RunHardBeStrong

You don't want to know what those iniation rituals are

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FabulousFantasticFifty

His gang included Alfalfa and Spanky & Buckwheat

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Kvm11628

She hit me with a club

g44219

She was always at the club!

LiftingRiot

He couldn't dance. Which does signify how it goes in the bedroom as well

FabulousFantasticFifty

Didn't want to join the Mile High Club with me!

jgkoutr

Caught her joining the club with someone else

FabulousFantasticFifty

Misunderstood when I said I wanted a Swing!

LiftingRiot

Let's be clear here. She could be my mother

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was just plain cruel

slimgirljo15

I was the wrong gender

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always bringing sex into everything!

jgkoutr

I was only allowed to look at her legs

verifiedvalerie

I would flash the neighbors.

LiftingRiot

She had hairy legs. Grizzly

slimgirljo15

Too feminine

FabulousFantasticFifty

Tried to get me to shave!
Never!!!

jgkoutr

She licked my hairy legs..it was not a turn on

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