We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He didn't think car chases were exciting!0
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She totaled my car.0
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Their K Car broke down0
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she drove like she was playing grand theft auto!0
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He was a chicken. Close your eyes and hold on!0
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she took the oh *kitten* handles off of my side of the car0
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He couldn't get use to my sense of adventure.0
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Her idea of adventure was robbing banks and running from the law!0
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She didn't want to be initiated into my gang0
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You don't want to know what those iniation rituals are1
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His gang included Alfalfa and Spanky & Buckwheat1
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She hit me with a club0
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She was always at the club!0
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He couldn't dance. Which does signify how it goes in the bedroom as well0
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Didn't want to join the Mile High Club with me!0
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Caught her joining the club with someone else0
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Misunderstood when I said I wanted a Swing!
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Let's be clear here. She could be my mother0
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Was just plain cruel0 -
I was the wrong gender0
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She was always bringing sex into everything!0
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I was only allowed to look at her legs0
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I would flash the neighbors.0
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She had hairy legs. Grizzly0
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Too feminine0
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Tried to get me to shave!
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She licked my hairy legs..it was not a turn on0
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