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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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slinkybinkydog wrote: »He took all the sushi for himself
She had unrealistic relationship goals. Sharing sushi...I don't think so.0 -
When we went for sushi he stole mine off my plate! UNFORGIVABLE!!!0
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She couldn't use chopsticks. She didn't deserve to eat it.0
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He hummed chopsticks during sexy time to keep on beat!0
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She didn't like my sounds for foreplay0
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Sat about with a sourpuss face all day . Just impossible to keep her happy .0
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He was a man baby!0
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It was all about him . Just no pleasing that man0
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He was always striving to please a Man in his previous life!0
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Always talking about reincarnation0
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We were the golden couple , but behind closed doors she was demon0
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He wanted me to show my horns0
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She was into things I don't play around with0
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Made me eat soup0
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He never played with my pillows0
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She caught me "playing" with her pillows0
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I had to sleep on those pillows now I can't0
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She would never lay at my Bosom!0
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Tried to smother me with her bosom0
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I found her singing love songs to the neighbor.0
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Was always paranoid about our neighbors0
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Would chant there watching in a demonic voice in her sleep0
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She invited the whole neighborhood over to watch.0
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Wasn't into exhibitionism0
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When I said swing she thought we were going to a park.0
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I loved trips to the park she would never go0
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Left me at the park0
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He couldn't keep up.. lost him somewhere0
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