We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She didn't realize I lived in old folks home0
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Was older than she told me ..0
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Haha nooo. ..I always tell the truth...thought I was a liar0
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Was a little too honest. Would always tell me how bad her bowel movements smelled.0
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Never flushed after his BM's. Gross!0
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Always talked shiit to me and pizzed me off all of the time!0
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Always left the toilet seat up0
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Nahhh never happened ..he's mine..tied to the bed as we speak ...bahahaha1
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Kept finding guys in our bed!0
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Kept bringing guys to our bed and told me to sleep on the couch0
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We kept breaking beds.
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Kept on jumping up and down on the bed0
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He jumped whenever I came and sat on bed0
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She didn't like to do different things in bed0
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She kept asking for merit badges0
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She kept covering my badges0
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Tried to get me involved in a cover up!0
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Always doing things under the covers!0
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I found the neighbours wife in our closet0
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Too many things I her closet. Pack rat!0
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I told her women are like cars , you got to trade them in for a younger model every few years .
She never took well to my humour . To serious0 -
I traded him for a 35 year old and a 5 year old poodle..great swap
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She called me poodle because of my curly hair0
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She looked like fifi my poodle0
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Fifi was always biting me and she wouldn't get rid of her!0
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Got rid of things too easily0
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She smiled to much0
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his body crushed my ribs while cuddling0
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She said I was smothering her0
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