We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Broken promises0
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still smirking part 20
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Kept all the alcohol locked in a cabinet0
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Kept me locked up for days.0
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Kept on crying about how his ex locked him up for days...0
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He had better lips than me!0
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Caught her with those lips on a neighbor.0
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He wouldn't pay my tuition to clown school0
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He ran off with a girl with a red nose and floppy shoes!0
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I wasn't funny enough for her0
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Oh yes he was!
He just didnt like the things about him that I thought were funny!
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She was so funny. Couldn't stop laughing0
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Everything was funny to him even when my dog died1
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She kept poisoning my pets when she got jealous of the time I spent with them.0
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he would never tell me his real name0
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He was always showing too much interest in that one guy!0
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She always called me Butch!0
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She donated all my dresses to Goodwill!0
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She wanted us to have a threesome with some girl named Charity!0
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she wrote a check from my account to Charity then I found out her name was charity0
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Her name was Goldigger0
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she was kind of mean if I didn't have the house clean and dishes washed when she got home0
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I always had to scold and punish him, and he didn't even like it!0
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She believed in negative reinforcement not positive0
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She tested Positive 1
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She couldn't pass her drivers test and I was tired of being a taxi driver0
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She always called me Miss Daisy!0
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I saw her on an episode of Taxi cab confessions!
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Every party had a Gatsby theme. Beating a dead horse.0
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She beat my Pony to Death!
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