We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

ballcoach_08

because i couldnt keep them off her

synchkat

His hands were really big

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synchkat

I've seen it...it's too big!

ballcoach_08

i couldnt compete

Justpeachy02

Everything was a contest

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synchkat

I have to sign a waiver to go near her

RunHardBeStrong

Made me plead for mercy during sex

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Justpeachy02

She met someone else online

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RunHardBeStrong

I had to schedule appointments with her, online.

synchkat

Everything was so formal. She made me bow and curtsy before and after we did the deed

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synchkat

I had a need for the deed. She didn't think the dishes ever needed to be cleaned

ballcoach_08

i scrubbed too hard

synchkat

Um...I got nothing. I think it was a mistake.

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synchkat

Dishes are the deed...no?
Communication issues clearly

RunHardBeStrong

She called me Cinderella and gave me a huge list of chores everyday

Justpeachy02

Said i didn't know what the deed was

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Was mean when she drank!

RunHardBeStrong

Only fed me sushi and oreo. I needed variety.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Wasn't drunk enough!

synchkat

Stole the family booze

ballcoach_08

my variety was too much in the bedroom

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Only wanted missionary

synchkat

It's weirs to break up with your brother

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

It was like kissing my sister!