We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He kept borrowing my gigolos0
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I found her little black book... Let's just say it wasn't that little..0
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She said that everything about me was "not that little"
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She kept burning breakfast0
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Never took me to breakfast0
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Never bought any food0
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Made me cook and had to eat after she did0
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Would never cook me breakfast0
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She couldn't cook for herself0
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She would eat more than I could cook0
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She thought she was tough0
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She didn't like bedroom games
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Always played reindeer games0
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Was never horny0
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Had wandering eyes and hands0
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Need2BFitAgain wrote: »
Would never let me pass go. I was always stuck in park place0 -
Wasn't able to keep up with me0
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She just wasn't up to par. Sent her on her way back to the bottom of the pile0
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Need2BFitAgain wrote: »kept confusing golf with relationships.. not a competition.
Wouldn't let me try for a hole in one. Or two.0 -
Kept wondering why all her relationships played out like her golf game .0
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Need2BFitAgain wrote: »Nitroalley2 wrote: »Need2BFitAgain wrote: »kept confusing golf with relationships.. not a competition.
Wouldn't let me try for a hole in one. Or two.
wouldn't say what he meant
She would not listen.0 -
Kept going back to her0
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Kept hanging out with some other chick.0
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She lies0
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He wouldn't let her go and stay with me0
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She gets violent when tickled0
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Couldn't handle me...... Or any of her business0
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She caused our business to fail. Kept eating the profits0
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she was sad because she has a mustache0
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Because apples (Adam's)1
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