We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

Communication problems - he communicated to me that he was no longer interested because of the fact we were the same gender...

slimgirljo15

His wife didn't like me :sad:

Nitroalley2

Neither did mine

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was already married and she was kinda scary!

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FabulousFantasticFifty

He wouldn't wear the Chuck Norris wig and beard I bought him!

FabulousFantasticFifty

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lqqkingatu

she wouldn't let me buy a Total Gym....

FabulousFantasticFifty

Called Chuck Norris a Girl!

lqqkingatu

She likes girly men...

Gimsteinn

He was into skinny girls with no muscles..

lqqkingatu

He thinks I'm a he....

FabulousFantasticFifty

She thinks She's are he's

peanutbuttertuesday

she was caught in an unresolved-gender-identity-issue love triangle

Gimsteinn

She used way to fancy words for my Viking brain to understand

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wore this every time we went out

lqqkingatu

She likes shrieking opera around the house.

(Shatters glass... )

FabulousFantasticFifty

Doesn't appreciate my singing

lqqkingatu

Her 'singing' attracts all the dogs in the neighborhood!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She didn't like that I brought all the boys to the yard and called them dogs!

lqqkingatu

She's delusional and deaf to all the barking!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wad always acting too Catty around the boys!

lqqkingatu

Meow!!! Speaking of catty! Always the pot calling the kettle black. Sigh.

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peanutbuttertuesday

Insisted on holding in his pee

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FabulousFantasticFifty

Wouldn't allow me to use his facilities

lqqkingatu

First thing, she always checked out the facilities everywhere we went.

Wild_Daisies

He wouldn't stop peeing in corners

NewlifeinNW

He tried to perform epr on me (erotic pulmonary resuscitation)