We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was a druggie

iTim__

She didn't like it when me and my buddy would cruise and listen to top 40 hits.

SojournerThirteen

He kept stealing my (Batman) cars and trashing them

slimgirljo15

He fell for someone else

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was suspected of pushing her ex off a cliff causing him to fall to his death

Muscle_for_Fitness

She tried to murder me with a candlestick in the library

iTim__

I don't know. I didn't have a clue.

KrazyLeeLee

He was always trying to clue me in. Never a direct request

FabulousFantasticFifty

Could never take my clues as hints!

slimgirljo15

She never gave a reason..just disappeared

FabulousFantasticFifty

She tried to have me disappeared, but I'm still breathing so the jokes on her!

lqqkingatu

Always looked like half of her disappeared....

iTim__

Lied about age. Still had puppy breath.

Linlou125

Kept putting his feet on me, ummmm I hate feet!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She chose to be unhappy whenever she was around me!

Linlou125

I was jealous because she had better legs than me

FabulousFantasticFifty

I woke up one day with her standing over me with a hacksaw!

finny11122

I traded her in for a younger model

Linlou125

He wouldnt shave for me

FabulousFantasticFifty

She had hearts hearts hearts everywhere!!!
Drove me nuts!

FabulousFantasticFifty

finny11122 wrote: »

I traded her in for a younger model

He was intimated by my wisdom and experience!

slimgirljo15

Never ever

Dyl1789

Im still in your basement Jo!!!

carbkiller1971

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SojournerThirteen

I love it too!

LonniJay

Sucked at oral

FabulousFantasticFifty

She practiced on the neighbors all the time!

ScillaM

her massive lipstick collection took up all the space in the house lol