We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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            Was a druggie0
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            She didn't like it when me and my buddy would cruise and listen to top 40 hits. 
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            He kept stealing my (Batman) cars and trashing them0
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            He fell for someone else 0 0
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            She was suspected of pushing her ex off a cliff causing him to fall to his death 0 0
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            She tried to murder me with a candlestick in the library0
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            I don't know. I didn't have a clue.0
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            He was always trying to clue me in. Never a direct request0
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            Could never take my clues as hints!1
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            She never gave a reason..just disappeared0
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            She tried to have me disappeared, but I'm still breathing so the jokes on her!0
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            Always looked like half of her disappeared....0
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            Lied about age. Still had puppy breath.0
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            Kept putting his feet on me, ummmm I hate feet!0
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            She chose to be unhappy whenever she was around me! 0 0
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            I was jealous because she had better legs than me1
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            I woke up one day with her standing over me with a hacksaw! 0 0
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            I traded her in for a younger model1
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            He wouldnt shave for me0
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            She had hearts hearts hearts everywhere!!!
 Drove me nuts!0
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            finny11122 wrote: »I traded her in for a younger model
 He was intimated by my wisdom and experience! 0 0
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            Never ever 0 0
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            Im still in your basement Jo!!!1
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            I love it too! 0 0
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            Sucked at oral0
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            She practiced on the neighbors all the time! 0 0
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            her massive lipstick collection took up all the space in the house lol0
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