We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

FabulousFantasticFifty

Called me Fugly when I took off my makeup

liftorgohome

awe so sad. Wouldn't play with me.

Muscle_for_Fitness

Wouldn't let me use the floaty

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found out those weights were made of Styrofoam

Muscle_for_Fitness

Had a styrofoam fetish

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always rubbed Styrofoam together to drive me nuts!

RunHardBeStrong

She thought I had nuts, there were just my hemorrhoids.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She got mad when I gave her Preparation H for our Anniversary

SojournerThirteen

She handed me the preparation H to me for toothpaste

lqqkingatu

He should know that will manage the wrinkles in his mouth.

missvalentine25

too much tennis

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lqqkingatu

He would always say: show up naked, bring cold beer, and don't stand in front of the TV

jjinteso

she would never get naked

slimgirljo15

We didn't. .we are very happy ..

iTim__

She couldn't bring herself to admit it was over.

lqqkingatu

He flattered himself

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Egger29

She lost my favorite sunglasses

catarinaq78

He kept saying "Yep" during sex

Egger29

She could never remember my name....in bed

iTim__

Kept waking up during intimate moments. Dude is a light sleeper.

liftorgohome

She kept yelling out the wrong name.

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liftorgohome

She always had to frisk me when I got home.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Stuck a "DO NOT TOUCH!" sign on his arsse!

SojournerThirteen

What she ^^^^^said (but on her *kitten*)

lqqkingatu

Told me to keep my paws to myself

Dyl1789

I wanted her paws on me, but was apparently still listening to her ex

RunHardBeStrong

He told me my paws were more like daggers... to his heart.