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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    Her way always led to sex... I don't remember why we broke up
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    LonniJay wrote: »
    Her way always led to sex... I don't remember why we broke up

    Lets not break up..I miss you pookie bear :D
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
    She made up with her ex. I preferred to watch.
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    LonniJay wrote: »
    Her way always led to sex... I don't remember why we broke up

    Lets not break up..I miss you pookie bear :D

    I agree, let me rub my dirty pillows in your face you dirty floozy ;):D
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    LonniJay wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    LonniJay wrote: »
    Her way always led to sex... I don't remember why we broke up

    Lets not break up..I miss you pookie bear :D

    I agree, let me rub my dirty pillows in your face you dirty floozy ;):D

    Bahahahaha ..my sweet little sloot ..c'mere baby :p
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited June 2017
    He stole my watch and pawned it so he could go see an Adult Show
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    He stole my watch and pawned it so he could go see an Adult Show

    She didn't like how I made money
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Where she worked had a sign that said Nudes, Nudes, Nudes She tried to make me believe that it was a Panty hose Factory
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    I didn't like her being a stripper and having other guys touch her.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He freaked out and assaulted my OB/GYN Doctor
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She wouldn't let me be her OB/GYN doctor.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He tried to perform surgery when we were playing Doctor
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    She didn't like how I played doctor... I swear the scalpel was only pretend but she broke free and ran away before I could show her
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She claimed that it was an accident when she cut my neck
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    She was too uppity and kept screaming about blood...
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She kept borrowing my favorite knee socks, the ones that look like KISS boots. She refused to get her own, and threatened me with violence when I asked for them back. So I took all her ginsu knives, and the ipad and ran like the wind.
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    suzreen wrote: »
    She kept borrowing my favorite knee socks, the ones that look like KISS boots. She refused to get her own, and threatened me with violence when I asked for them back. So I took all her ginsu knives, and the ipad and ran like the wind.

    She wouldn't let me borrow her stuff and called me up pissed when the ipad turned out to be a kindle.

    I don't buy any of that icrap... Waste of money
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She favored her six mean little yipper dogs over me. They rode in the front seat while I was in back, slept in the bed while I was on the couch, ate at the table with us and stole food from my plate. I couldn't take it anymore!
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    suzreen wrote: »
    She favored her six mean little yipper dogs over me. They rode in the front seat while I was in back, slept in the bed while I was on the couch, ate at the table with us and stole food from my plate. I couldn't take it anymore!

    She didn't like my six cats I trained like dogs and thought they should step down and let her take their place.... She kept calling them dogs and didn't understand that they lived here first.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She let her stanky Cats sleep in the bed with her and I had to sleep on the floor!
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    She didn't like my cats
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    :o said my kitty was stanky
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  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    She was a dog person
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Framed my dog by removing her collar and called the Dog Catcher while I was at work!
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    Had a job... Too put together for me
  • hankpick77
    hankpick77 Posts: 1,666 Member
    Wanted to have sex all the time, oh wait she broke up with me!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He was always fantasizing about a nerdy Girl in braids! ;);)
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She never put her hair down.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He was a real *kitten* :o

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