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    We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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    • Posts: 3,740 Member
      Her way always led to sex... I don't remember why we broke up
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      LonniJay wrote: »
      Her way always led to sex... I don't remember why we broke up

      Lets not break up..I miss you pookie bear :D
    • Posts: 6,823 Member
      She made up with her ex. I preferred to watch.
    • Posts: 3,740 Member
      slimgirljo15 wrote: »
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      Lets not break up..I miss you pookie bear :D

      I agree, let me rub my dirty pillows in your face you dirty floozy ;):D
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      LonniJay wrote: »
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      I agree, let me rub my dirty pillows in your face you dirty floozy ;):D

      Bahahahaha ..my sweet little sloot ..c'mere baby :p
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      edited June 2017
      He stole my watch and pawned it so he could go see an Adult Show
    • Posts: 3,740 Member
      FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
      He stole my watch and pawned it so he could go see an Adult Show

      She didn't like how I made money
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      Where she worked had a sign that said Nudes, Nudes, Nudes She tried to make me believe that it was a Panty hose Factory
    • Posts: 25,455 Member
      I didn't like her being a stripper and having other guys touch her.
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      He freaked out and assaulted my OB/GYN Doctor
    • Posts: 25,455 Member
      She wouldn't let me be her OB/GYN doctor.
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      He tried to perform surgery when we were playing Doctor
    • Posts: 3,740 Member
      She didn't like how I played doctor... I swear the scalpel was only pretend but she broke free and ran away before I could show her
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      She claimed that it was an accident when she cut my neck
    • Posts: 3,740 Member
      She was too uppity and kept screaming about blood...
    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      She kept borrowing my favorite knee socks, the ones that look like KISS boots. She refused to get her own, and threatened me with violence when I asked for them back. So I took all her ginsu knives, and the ipad and ran like the wind.
    • Posts: 3,740 Member
      suzreen wrote: »
      She kept borrowing my favorite knee socks, the ones that look like KISS boots. She refused to get her own, and threatened me with violence when I asked for them back. So I took all her ginsu knives, and the ipad and ran like the wind.

      She wouldn't let me borrow her stuff and called me up pissed when the ipad turned out to be a kindle.

      I don't buy any of that icrap... Waste of money
    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      She favored her six mean little yipper dogs over me. They rode in the front seat while I was in back, slept in the bed while I was on the couch, ate at the table with us and stole food from my plate. I couldn't take it anymore!
    • Posts: 3,740 Member
      suzreen wrote: »
      She favored her six mean little yipper dogs over me. They rode in the front seat while I was in back, slept in the bed while I was on the couch, ate at the table with us and stole food from my plate. I couldn't take it anymore!

      She didn't like my six cats I trained like dogs and thought they should step down and let her take their place.... She kept calling them dogs and didn't understand that they lived here first.
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      She let her stanky Cats sleep in the bed with her and I had to sleep on the floor!
    • Posts: 3,740 Member
      She didn't like my cats
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      :o said my kitty was stanky
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    • Posts: 3,740 Member
      She was a dog person
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      Framed my dog by removing her collar and called the Dog Catcher while I was at work!
    • Posts: 3,740 Member
      Had a job... Too put together for me
    • Posts: 1,666 Member
      Wanted to have sex all the time, oh wait she broke up with me!
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      He was always fantasizing about a nerdy Girl in braids! ;);)
    • Posts: 25,455 Member
      She never put her hair down.
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      He was a real *kitten* :o

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