We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

HostageCat

He wouldn't make me this epic motorcycle swing

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was a Swinger

LonniJay

She was a grave robber

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LonniJay

happimess1 wrote: »

never let me on second base. Said her boobs were only for her future babies, not for me

He was obsessed with our wet nurse's boobies

Play4number3

She wouldn't let me be on top

LonniJay

She always wanted to be on top but still expected me to do all the work

FabulousFantasticFifty

One simple word...LAZY!!!

LonniJay

She could literally dance circles around me

ktap90

All she ever wanted to do was square dance

LonniJay

She was awful at geometric dancing routines

Play4number3

All I wanted was some ice cream

LonniJay

No matter how much ice cream I gave her it was never enough

FabulousFantasticFifty

She kept telling me that ice cream makes my butt look big

SojournerThirteen

She didn't like my creative uses of ice cream with her

FabulousFantasticFifty

He got Brain Freeze

riosa99

It just happened, and that's weird..

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was Weird! ;p

LonniJay

We didn't technically break up, I just left a message with her mom telling her where to find her daughters body. Fab got all p.issed and walked out when she found out. I thought it was an awesome April fools joke.

Essenzook

She had a peculiar sense of humor

LonniJay

Didn't like my jokes... Or trunks of dead bodies

Essenzook

See?? Too wicked for me.

LonniJay

Too vanilla for me

Essenzook

I think she's a gypsy

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wouldn't allow me to have my Relatives over and called them a big Carnival Act!

JeanieWww

cause she didn't like that I started drinking, when I hadn't before.

SojournerThirteen

I got carried away with the liquid nitrogen

LonniJay

He had frozen body parts everywhere

Essenzook

She wanted to fill the freezer with her old dolls and teddy bears

LonniJay

Didn't understand how important my cryogenic studies were... Teddy could save lives