We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Muscle_for_Fitness

Made me sleep with her teddy bear when she was gone

LonniJay

Wasn't comfortable watching my dolls when I was away

Essenzook

Oh the utility bills and she wasn't bringing in any money

Muscle_for_Fitness

Her dolls hair was made of my hair

LonniJay

Had trouble letting go of their hair

Muscle_for_Fitness

Never let me grab her hair

Essenzook

Was a Neanderthal

LonniJay

Didn't like when I knocked them out to perform my mating rituals

Essenzook

LOL no gender preferences for that one

LonniJay

They didn't have a gender

tomwatso

You reminded me too much of the actress who started in "Knocked up!"

slimgirljo15

Never..he's a keeper

Italianma7

His conversations about her lazy eye in the sack became too frequent.

LonniJay

She hated my friend who always slept on the couch

1RedRoom

Italianma7 wrote: »

His conversations about her lazy eye in the sack became too frequent.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She sent me a Dear Fab letter via Gifs!

LonniJay

She would dramatically fall to the floor wailing evertime I told her we need to talk...

FabulousFantasticFifty

Every time she had to talk she'd start off with " I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but..."

liftorgohome

She wouldn't get to the point quick enough

FabulousFantasticFifty

He got me mixed up with his other Ex! Lonni

LonniJay

She stalked me and always tried to steal my lovers

liftorgohome

She wouldn't share me with other women.

LonniJay

Always had nightmares about skeletons

Egger29

Her entire music collection was Boy Bands

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ktap90

Always wanted to wear black and yellow.

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RunHardBeStrong

He obviously couldn't intertwine threads and that just wouldn't do for me

RunHardBeStrong

He was against me bettering myself through "practice"