We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She Had a Reputation
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She couldnt handle all the stuff in my drawers
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spent all our money on jet fuel0
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Had a refrigerator full of Hot dogs nothing else, just the dogs!0
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Spent all our Money on Ammo1
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Didn't like my guns0
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Tried to gun me down0
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It was just a water pistol. Such drama.0
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I hadn't memorized all the positions in the Kama Sutra0
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TeinyWinehouse wrote: »his kama sutra game was lacking!
Alas...my hard efforts were not enough for her insatiable appetite.0 -
Tried to satisfy the whole neighbourhood0
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Kept saying she would come to visit but never did0
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Sook^^
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She wore her clothes too tight and got mad at me when I said she looked ridiculous
It's a size 3t and a onesie... Come on now0 -
Her Cameltoe was embarrassing !0
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He took 3 hours in the bathroom getting the right pose0
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She didn't want chocolat milk at breakfast0
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She wouldn't leave the lights on during sex0
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He was always running up the electric bill!1
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She never cooked me any hot food0
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I wasn't hot enough to warm up his palate0
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She wouldn't feed me and kept me chained up for her pleasure.0
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She was always Singing a songs about being a Single Lady!0
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She thought she was Beyonce..0
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