We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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His dad was too fine0
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we just couldn't get along0
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She kept playing the thong song
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she has small hands0
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Her thongs had holes in them0
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He couldn't choke me hard enough0
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she kept passing out when I choked her0
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She kept hitting me with the chloroform and making up stories about what we did in bed0
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she was a poor kisser and always wanted to wrestle.....0
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She hated my KY wrestling events1
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She was always trying to pin me0
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She thought she could take me in wrestling......0
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She had huge muscles0
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she had no muscles....0
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Was always calling me Large Marge0
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tried to out muscle me all the time0
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She had a deeper voice then me0
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He was a high talker0
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She was a personal space talker with bad breath0
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He always smelled of wet dog0
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All we could afford to eat were sardines and crackers0
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She didn't like my cooking0
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She didn't like sardines and crackers0
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She always smelled like sardines0
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She always smelled fishy0
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He had an olfactory disorder... he said EVERYTHING smelled like fish!0
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She would never fight back and wrassle with me0
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She thought I was a "she" and I didn't wrassle... both untrue!0
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He wrassled me into submission every night...
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She went back to her ex0
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