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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Claimed to be a King but then I found out that his only throne was the Commode!
  • jwcanfield
    jwcanfield Posts: 192 Member
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    I can't play this - everything I write is too true to be funny!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Party Pooper!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Her pet name for me was "pooper" :'(
  • TorontoDiane
    TorontoDiane Posts: 1,413 Member
    edited May 2016
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    we split up because he was a total DOG slipped his mind to tell me he had 4 kids and a live in love.. what goes around comes around.. they got married.. now she is on plenty of fish looking for love in all the wrong places lol
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
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    She was never around... I was beginning to forget what she looked like.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    he wouldn't help me work on my truck
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Wouldn't quit humping my leg in public
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    she didn't like public display of affection :tongue:
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    Got arrested for lewd behavior.
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
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    Caught her being a bunny on the bunny hill
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    Underestimated my skiing ability.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    she laughed at me trying to ski
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    I caught him trying to out whisky in my cocoa. I think he was trying to take advantage of me.
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
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    She shot me 7 times and reloaded the revolver for the 7th shot. Took a life insurance policy out on me a week before . 3 year suspended sentence is all she got .
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Came home with crotch crickets :o
  • gcibsthom
    gcibsthom Posts: 30,138 Member
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    She kept wearing my underwear. She gave me pube lice....
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    his underwear kept coming up missing
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    He stopped missing me when I had to go away. Sniff.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    She left in the middle of the night one night and never came back

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