What would be your weapon of choice during zombie apocalypse?

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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,692 Member
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    Kettlebells. You know I got to keep lifting while killin' zombies!

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  • shiraLA
    shiraLA Posts: 272 Member
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
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    ^^^THIS
    Save the bullets for emergencies only :)
  • raphillips028
    raphillips028 Posts: 45 Member
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    A machete
  • burning2much
    burning2much Posts: 4,846 Member
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  • raphillips028
    raphillips028 Posts: 45 Member
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  • Praying_Mantis
    Praying_Mantis Posts: 239 Member
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    This is what I love about MFP! You know Zombieland and you're using the kettle balls.
  • KBjimAZ
    KBjimAZ Posts: 369 Member
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    A shotgun, a rifle and a four wheel drive.......cuz a country boy can survive...
  • blueyellowhorse
    blueyellowhorse Posts: 708 Member
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    A spaceship so I could fly to mars and live there. I'd grab a hot guy with me and we'd make cute babies. We would have our own reality tv from Mars. When we had our fun, we'll come back down to earth and take our new alien friends with us. Our alien friends could wipe out any zombie apocalypse, no weapons needed. ;)
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
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    burning2much wrote: »
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    Want.
  • CiclistaVal
    CiclistaVal Posts: 221 Member
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    shiraLA wrote: »
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
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    ^^^THIS
    Save the bullets for emergencies only :)


    Nice
  • Shadowsan
    Shadowsan Posts: 365 Member
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    Blunt objects are by far the best for the job.

    Blades often get stuck. As do axes.

    Crossbows/guns jam. And have ammo issues. And guns make NOISE.

    Baseball bat is a great choice as you'll not tire too much if it's a lightweight alloy one.

    Armor is a key one too. Riot gear = Win.
  • five1113
    five1113 Posts: 88 Member
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    Love is my Weapon... I have a dream... that one day the living and non-living can unite as ONE!!!!!!
  • almondbutterbay
    almondbutterbay Posts: 221 Member
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    Cadbury mini eggs
  • wolfruhn
    wolfruhn Posts: 3,025 Member
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    Flame Thrower
  • gothchiq
    gothchiq Posts: 4,590 Member
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    Fire axe.
  • CrazyTurnip
    CrazyTurnip Posts: 48 Member
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    A box of vinyl records
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    A sniper rifle or A samurai sword ;)
  • elephant2mouse
    elephant2mouse Posts: 906 Member
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    Solar powered chain saw
  • wolfruhn
    wolfruhn Posts: 3,025 Member
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    napalm, love it's smell

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