Fortunately, Unfortunately

unforgetablle

The way this works is someone says something fortunate that happened, and the next person says something unfortunate that happened.
Example:
Poster 1: Fortunately, the cake was very tasty.
Poster 2: Unfortunately, it gave him a stomachache.
Poster 3: Fortunately, he took a Tums and got better.
Poster 4: Unfortunately, the Tums wore off and the stomachache returned.


Starting: Fortunately, I had the day off work

GreenGoddess22

Unfortunately you didn't get paid.

unforgetablle

Fortunately, I have money in reserve

Jessica_L_E

Unfortunately your account was hacked

unforgetablle

Fortunately, I my brother hacked the account and got extra money out for me

akiba254

Unfortunately your brother got caught is going to jail

unforgetablle

Fortunately I really hated him for hacking my account to begin with

stephaniejsharp

Fortunately he was able to hire a kickass attorney and the charges were dropped...

GreenGoddess22

Too slow, lol!

jennifer_417

Unfortunately, paying the attorney left you AND your brother broke.

brightresolve

Fortunately, your momma is the attorney, so you and brother won't be on the streets.

akiba254

unfortunately you have live with your mother for many years to come

unforgetablle

Fortunatley in time she will forgive you

akiba254

unfortunately it turns into a Norman Bates style relationship

FabulousFantasticFifty

Fortunately, The shower doesn't work!

syedaounabbas

Unfortunately, you need to shower

unforgetablle

Fortunatley your friend needs a roomate

FabulousFantasticFifty

Unfortunately they cant pay their part of the rent!

Noelv1976

Fortunately I can kick them out to the streets

MonkeyMel21

Fortunately they can pay with manual labor

unforgetablle

Unfortunately they are very weak and manual labour is there idea of getting out of bed early in the morning