Fortunately, Unfortunately

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  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Unfortunately, I don't have enough money to order pizza
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Fortunately the Pizza delivery guy broke down in front of your house!
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Unfortunately, it was only anchovies with Jalapenos :/
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Fortunately your Mom showed up with Brisket just in time!
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Unfortunately, she brought along her dead beat boyfriend
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    Fortunately he was allergic to the brisket and was rushed home to take some medication
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Unfortunate for him, I hid all his medications
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    fortunately I am a pharmacy tech and could hook him up.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Unfortunately, this allergy med is illegal in America.
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    Fortunately his pot dealer knows a guy who can hook him up.
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    Unfortunately his pot dealer was arrested before he could call him up
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Fortunately, I had some stash leftover
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Unfortunately, it arrived too late, and he died.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Oh well! Fortunately, every one else can come to my place and enjoy the Ganja legally!
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Unfortunately, 67 people show up, and your neighbors call the cops anyway because of all the noise and people on your lawn.
  • blueyellowhorse
    blueyellowhorse Posts: 708 Member
    Fortunately the cops only showed up because they wanted to enjoy the ganja as well and brought enough for everyone.
  • theactionfigure1
    theactionfigure1 Posts: 124 Member
    Unfortunately, they also ate all the brownies and stole the beer. Dirty *kitten*.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Fortunately I had extra brownies with special ingredients!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Unfortunately those "special ingredients" were not what we were hoping for!
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Fortunately Sam, my neighbor, was throwing a keg party so went there to get trashed
  • blueyellowhorse
    blueyellowhorse Posts: 708 Member
    Unfortunately the other neighbors called the cops again, and this time the cops did not want to party and broke up the entire party.
  • juliaruliasNY
    juliaruliasNY Posts: 263 Member
    Fortunately, there is a local watering hole in walking distance for everyone who had to leave Sam's.

    The party continues!
  • theactionfigure1
    theactionfigure1 Posts: 124 Member
    Unfortunately it is raining cats and dogs... and I didn't wear my rubbers.
  • blueyellowhorse
    blueyellowhorse Posts: 708 Member
    Fortunately Sam saved Dr. Dre a few days ago so Dr. Dre came with his private jet and took everyone to his mansion in Beverly Hills where a huge party was going on, filled with topless models and A-list celebs.
  • juliaruliasNY
    juliaruliasNY Posts: 263 Member
    Unfortunately the party was crashed by zombies and Rick and the walking dead cast saves everyone and we're all hiding in a bomb shelter twiddling our thumbs and hoping they all hobble past.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Fortunately I woke up from this crazy *kitten* dream.
  • blueyellowhorse
    blueyellowhorse Posts: 708 Member
    Unfortunately I woke up from the crazy dream in the middle of Compton, at night, naked.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Fortunately I was locked and loaded with machine guns and grenade launchers
  • fr3smyl
    fr3smyl Posts: 1,418 Member
    Unfortunately they were a new technology and no one not even me knew how to use any of it.
  • ashleyspurling423
    ashleyspurling423 Posts: 1 Member
    edited April 2015
    Fortunately, there are plenty of weapons available for everyone to use
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