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  • MonkeyMel21
    MonkeyMel21 Posts: 2,395 Member
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    Fortunately Noelv can kick them out for me then
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Unfortunately, they were messy so have to clean the crap
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Fortunately you won a "Maid for a day" on that raffle you forgot about! :grin:
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Unfortunately, she was 80 years old and didn't know how to clean properly
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    Fortunately she had a younger cute daughter that came to visit and help clean
  • _whatsherface
    _whatsherface Posts: 1,235 Member
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    Unfortunately, she sucked at it.
  • KaryLoaiza88
    KaryLoaiza88 Posts: 106 Member
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    Fortunately, she was good at cooking.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Unfortunately, she only knows how to cook kimchi
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Fortunately you lost your appetite and were no longer hungry!
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
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    Unfortunately, she accidentally poisoned you, and you're now in the ER on IV everything!
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Unfortunately, I don't have enough money to order pizza
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Fortunately the Pizza delivery guy broke down in front of your house!
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Unfortunately, it was only anchovies with Jalapenos :/
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Fortunately your Mom showed up with Brisket just in time!
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Unfortunately, she brought along her dead beat boyfriend
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    Fortunately he was allergic to the brisket and was rushed home to take some medication
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Unfortunate for him, I hid all his medications
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    fortunately I am a pharmacy tech and could hook him up.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
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    Unfortunately, this allergy med is illegal in America.
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
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    Fortunately his pot dealer knows a guy who can hook him up.

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