If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

Spnneil06

PewterSky wrote: »

Tell him to quit it before his wife sees it.

Buy her coffee for pointing out my cheating spouse! Husbands these days! lol

zcb94

Ask who the cutie next to her is.

slimgirljo15

Say hi...ask how her day is going..

GFitMan

sip coffee while on my lap

_whatsherface

Pay it forward (:

Cambria76

Ask her what color lipstick she is wearing.

CurvesCreations22

Sitdown aband chat while having a cup of coffee

Tialuna18

slightly ease drop on the current conversation then go about my business

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Give her a big hug, then ask her what she recommends I get!

slimgirljo15

Buy two coffees and ask him where he'd like to go to drink them

cklbrown

Buy her coffee and thank her for being such an incredible friend!

slimgirljo15

Give her a big hug and tell her how awesome I think she is ... .we'd be chatting for hours

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Jump into her arms and stay there all day.

slimgirljo15

Aww sweetie ..kisses and cuddles ..maybe we should sit in back of coffee shop for some privacy and heavy petting

Jonny15121983

Buy her a Venti so she would have to stay longer and talk with me.

PewterSky

Nod politely and smile.

SuperSnoopy

Your cup is empty let me get you another coffee

RunTimer

Notify the proper authorities

hotpink_meow

Offer my coffee to her

freak4iron

I would say "hey you gonna drink that" didn't think so thanks

hotpink_meow

freak4iron wrote: »

I would say "hey you gonna drink that" didn't think so thanks

Hahaha this made me smile. Nice punched line!

Love2Rappel

wonder if that is really coffee in your cup

RunTimer

remind him of the 'no shirt - no service' policy

Tialuna18

watch as both he and @Love2Rappel get lectured about no shirt no service lol

freak4iron

Tell her I know of place where clothes aren't required and see if she wants to ditch this joint

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Hug flirt friendzoned repeat. Also why does Swype pick up friendzoned but not haha?

GoJul18

Get my coffee and leave

musclegood_fatbad

Think 'she looks oddly familiar'

bashfulgemini81

Smile and ask if they are in line

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Make a grand toast befitting a royal banquet.